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Spandex Sidney 11:12 Thu Apr 2
Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

There's is NO way that kid is his. There's no way he can knob his missus anymore.

And I'm sure that little kid will be delighted to have a 66 year old sister. However I'm sure he'll be delighted in inheriting a billion pounds as a nipper

Fucking soppy cunt, having kids at that age

gph 11:22 Thu Apr 2
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

By no means the oldest father on record.

And I bet some of those old blokes have DNA proof that the kid is theirs.

ParadiseLost 11:22 Thu Apr 2
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Bernie isn’t a gentle person. Expect a headline like ‘Brazilian pool boy mystery disappearance’ in the near future.

Sven Roeder 11:23 Thu Apr 2
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Amused by one of the comments on the Daily Mail website

I hope the wife doesn’t get the baby’s nappies mixed up with Bernies incontinence pads

Ag ag ag

JimmyT 11:30 Thu Apr 2
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

One of the few babies in history who will be born taller than their dad.

JimmyT 11:31 Thu Apr 2
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

His wife breastfed their other children, but this baby is going to be a formula one.

Kaiser Zoso 11:34 Thu Apr 2
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

lol

lol

lowermarshhammer 12:08 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Received a letter just the other day
Don't seem they wanna know you no more
They've laid it down given you their score
Within the first two lines it bluntly read
You're not to come and see us no more
Keep away from our door
Don't come 'round here no more
What on earth did you do that for?
Our aunt, she don't wanna know she says
"What will the neighbors think, they'll think
We don't, that's what they'll think, we don't"
But I will, 'cause I know they think I don't
Our uncle he don't wanna know he says
"We are a disgrace to the human race", he says
"How can you show your face
When you're a disgrace to the human race?"
No commitment, you're an embarrassment
Yes, an embarrassment, a living endorsement
The intention that you have booked
Was an intention that was overlooked
They say, "Stay away
Don't want you home today
Keep away from our door
Don't come 'round here no more"
Our dad, don't wanna know he says
"This is a serious matter
Too late to reconsider
No one's gonna wanna know ya"
Our mum, she don't wanna know, she says
"I'm feelin' twice as old", she says
"Thought she had a head on her shoulder
'Cause I'm feelin' twice as older
I'm feelin' twice as older"
You're an embarrassment

Mr Anon 12:17 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

was going to say how selfish it is but i'm sure the kid will get over it.

BRANDED 12:34 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Many ways to shag

gph 12:41 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Ramjit Raghav was 96 when his 61 year old wife gave birth to their second child.

Of course, she might have had a 16 year old toy boy

boleyn8420 12:58 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Blimey, I thought I was doing well with a 5 and 8 year old at 63.

zebthecat 1:06 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Viagra or Turkey Baster?

Alfie 1:11 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

I knew someone who became accidentally pregnernch.

his missus milked him off into an eggcup - and then flung his white broth up herself like a pothole puddle flung up a wheel arch.

Some clung to the mudflaps. He turnt up.

Some women are so fertile - their qweff's have been known to be impregnated by passing travelling jeffs.

Some of my best friends were borne of women who got egg shot cum across by visiting jobbing gypsy fair acrobats out jogging

Sven Roeder 7:36 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

When I saw the picture of the happy parents to be I was put in mind of a 40 something woman sharing her holiday pics of a visit to the Galápagos Islands

wanstead_hammer 9:06 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Bernie the (shot his) Bolt.

Eerie Descent 10:12 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Fair play to him, lived an absolute life, and still throwing it up some sort.

Lots of jealousy on here. I'm sure he won't give a fuck.

SE5 Hammer 3:41 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

I've got a 1 year old at 57 so now feel like a spring pup

Manuel 5:13 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

Eerie Descent 10:12 Fri Apr 3

'Lots of jealousy on here'


I would hate to think how low you would have to be to be jealous of a 90 year old midget?

ParadiseLost 5:57 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

A 90 year old billionaire midget...

ChillTheKeel 6:46 Fri Apr 3
Re: Bernie Eccleston to become a father again at 90

I think I'd choose poverty over resembling a freakish fetus.
But that's jealously for ya.

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